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southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

f-ckked:

can I please have him

f-ckked:

can I please have him

serinbird:

radicalvenomaxi:

i really want a date night like this 

:(

elation-success:

mydogsnokes:

i miss when i was like 12 and it would be the night before a big field trip or something and i couldnt go to sleep because i was so excited. i miss being so into a book that i would stay up past my bed time reading it. everything seems so bland or something idk. i’m only 19 and everything is so tiring. i miss wanting to be awake

this is the realist shit on this website

  • The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
  • The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
  • The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
  • The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
  • The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
  • The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
  • The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
  • The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day

mapleshade:

i always get like really irrationally angry whenever video games do the thing like ‘go to sleep!!! take breaks’ I PAID MONEY FOR THIS GAME IF I WANNA PLAY IT UNTIL 4 IN THE MORNING I CAN DAMN WELL DO IT WITHOUT YOUR GOD DAMN SASS YOU GOT MY MONEY ALREADY EMBRACE YOUR CAPITALIST SPIRIT

tygermama:

  • the Avengers get really bored one day and pick names out of a hat and trade costumes and spend the rest of the day pretending they got bodyswapped to mess with Tony
  • it’s Steve’s idea

misanthropicshenanigans:

tentacuddles:

666zydratevials:

imthemiserychick:

everydreamstartswithdisney:

Megara meeting in Epcot, video by Disney LifeStyler [x]

Watch the video, she does the voice perfectly. Omg.

Amazing, Meg!

NO REALLY GUYS WATCH THE VIDEO LIKE DISNEY BROUGHT HER TO LIFE TO RUN AROUND OH MY GOSH

The sass is tangible

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping