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Friend: I know everything about this band. The lead singer is so hot omfg.
Me: What are their names?
Friend: I don't know lol but the lead singer is hot.
Policeman: So you're saying she fell off the balcony?
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Just to get things straight: I'm only here because...
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I has a Willow Pillow. C:
she needs a bath so bad she’s smelly lol
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I could use a pair of boobs to just smoosh my face...
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teachers: so what did you do during winter break?
me: stay up till 4am blogging and crying about tv shows and fictional characters
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Let's play 'Tumblr 20 Questions'. The next 20...
watch me get nothing.. fo’ real.
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I have a condition that makes me eat when I can't... →
funniest10k: It’s called Insom-nom-nom-nia.   Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
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That moment when you are trying to cheer up your...
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tumblr:
me:
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me:
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me: well... i better be on my way now, i've got to wake u-
tumblr: no
me: ok
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REBLOG if your icon is actually you.
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Imagine if someone came up to you in the street...
I’d be like:   and then:
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When people consistently like/reblog my posts, I...
thebamboozledcatholiclesbian: I end up staring at my notifications like Totally me XD
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Fun with Siri
Me: (to Siri) Talk dirty to me~
Siri: I'm not that kind of personal assistant.
Wife: You should be. :|
Siri: Noted.
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aaaaaaaaaaand I got distracted ripping CD's to my...
AT LEAST I’LL HAVE SOME GREAT TUNES TO SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE WITH.
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tyleroakley: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS
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Now that I got my fill of Tumblr, I am off to play...
knowing me I’ll probably stay on tumblr for like another hour lolol PSN: NewinBear (I think. It’s been a while lol) Xbox Live: HollyZomby hit that shit up. 
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Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
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